New Years

Happy New Years to those of you who celebrate it.

As for myself, I hate new years.  I never have any plans or anything special or fancy to do.  So it is just a huge bummer holiday for me.  I actually don’t understand why we celebrate it at all.   Do we celebrate the end/beginning of each month?  NO!  So why celebrate the year.  In my book, it is just another ridiculous day and stupid holiday thing we celebrate.  I hate it.  Its just another day…and a few numbers change.

Plus, I think it is just an excuse to party.  And believe me, I like to party every once and a while, but I don’t have any friends here at home to party with, so it means I am stuck with the family.  Oh joy.  And, it is also an excuse to drink.  Which, I am not 21 yet, so I cannot due.  And since I am with the parents, there is no hope at getting some on the black market to enjoy.  So, it will be diet caffeine free Coke for me tonight.  woo.

So, that is why I hate the new years.  I do believe is starting anew each year and a time for happy beginnings, endings, and resolutions, but other than that it is particularly pointless.

I was going to post an end of the year recap blog thing, but to be quite honest, I am a little under the weather right now, tired, have a headache, and am in a most irritated mood.  So, guess what blog buddies, that means no end of the year recap for all 4 of your to read.  I have better things to do with my time.  Like watch a horrible movie, be lame, become annoyed, spend my evening pissed off, and eventually go to bed.  at 12:05…while all of you are drunk, high as a kite, and kissing everyone in site.  Enjoy if that is your cup of tea.

The rest of the week I will spend in culmination of my break.  Packing, errands, etc, etc, etc.

Oh, and a closing thought.  I am poor, have no job, and have lots of things to pay for.  Without a job, my future looks bright!

Bahhh…I need some happy pills…or some good drugs…or both!

long day

I was out late last night and didn’t get much sleep.  Mom woke me up early so we could go out all day as a family.  It was fun.  We had lunch and then shopped and ran errands all day.  Went for a nice drive, etc etc etc.  It was one rare time that we all got along real well and I really enjoyed the time.  Its rare…but I am happy.  I realized that I need to savor those moments the most…and I have been working hard on being more agreeable and friendly.  Plus, I will be leaving for school and not seeing my family much or being at home very much at all for the next 6 months, so I am trying to enjoy all of my time now.  I don’t really get homesick that much, but I do miss family…and my own room, car, and comfort of the house/city is great as well.

But, after running around all day, I am tired.  I am going to work on some little odds and ends for a bit and then take a relaxing bath.  I want to really concentrate and enjoy the rest of my break…cuz I won’t have one for a long while.

I think I may do ear candles tonight as well.  If you don’t know what they are, wiki them or look up on google.  I believe they work…and I haven’t done them in a very long time, so I am due.  I will enjoy that as well.

Maybe a family game of upwords or Yahtze will end my evening.

2007 is on its way out, and 2008 is soon approaching.  2007 has been a very memorable and eventuful year for me.  I will remember it for many reasons.  I will try to write a re cap blog or something.  Its been a pretty good year, and I hope the same for 08.

I am trying to drink more water – a doctor of a family member said that is the best thing you can do for your body – and also try to eat a lot healthier…and less.   Working out and loosing weight are new years resolutions – which will most certainly fail.

Bummer.

D

funny little e-mail I recieved…

SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER

I must send my thanks to whoever…
sent me the one about…

Poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die
in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all,

but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their s pecial e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa’s novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day .

Thanks to you,

I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern,

I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car so a serial killer won’t crawl in my back seat when I’m pumping gas.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists
who refuse to put “Under God” on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer,

And thanks for letting me know I can’t boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face…disfiguring me for life.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don’t support our American troops or the Salvation Army.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore , and Uzbekistan .

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

Thanks to you, I can’t use anyone’s toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt,

And thanks to your great advice,

I can’t ever pick up $5.00 I dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

I can no longer drive my car because I can’t buy gas from certain gas companies!

If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes,

a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump.

I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor’s ex-mother-in-law’s second husband’s cousin’s beautician…

Have a wonderful day….Oh, by the way…..

A South American scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study,
has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity

read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

Don’t bother taking it off now, it’s too late.

Have a Happy 2008!